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humourous-misadventures: rnemes: reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:43 -0400

rnemes:

reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo

we call him Mufasa

jaseherondale: childrapist666: edwad: jaseherondale: Did you know that in Australia it’s five...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:34 -0400

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

zosowiththemosto: milkpunk: yapped: jankyass: if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:13 -0400

zosowiththemosto:

milkpunk:

yapped:

jankyass:

if you catch me on the street listening to my ipod and i do a swift head turn i’m probably in the middle of filming my imaginary music video. do not disturb.

I have found my people.

who else like closes their eyes during a buildup and then pops them open when the chorus or w/e starts as if like the video’s starting or there’s a swift transition like nope i dont have a weird tic i’m just making a music video

youre all my soulmates

emilioestevez: story time so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:03:51 -0400

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:03:32 -0400

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

fruitpunchg: “ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:01:10 -0400

fruitpunchg:

“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand

peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:01:04 -0400

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

darrynek: blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:00:51 -0400

darrynek:

blog every day as if you’d delete tomorrow

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:00:47 -0400

10moonymhrivertam: bcperfect: maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:00:34 -0400

10moonymhrivertam:

bcperfect:

maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet

….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…

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Thu, 23 May 2013 17:00:01 -0400

thesockmonkeyrenegade: gracethelostgirl: lovewithyous: carolineflack: HOW DO YOU MAKE...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:59:55 -0400

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:59:36 -0400

fasterfood: why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:59:02 -0400

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay,...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:58:53 -0400

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:58:27 -0400

spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:58:15 -0400

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

anxietyblogger: gay-men: Guy holding Martini while walking his...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:58:08 -0400

anxietyblogger:

gay-men:

Guy holding Martini while walking his cat.

Me in 10 years

crrocs: lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their...

Thu, 23 May 2013 16:57:45 -0400

crrocs:

lets have a minute of silence for those people who have their family comment on their facebook pictures.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 16:57:20 -0400