haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
(via 180-heightz-to-paradise)
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
(via 180-heightz-to-paradise)
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
(via 180-heightz-to-paradise)
“you cant have depression i saw you smile like five minutes ago stop crying”
(via 180-heightz-to-paradise)
*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
(Source: baboushkat, via 180-heightz-to-paradise)
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
(via 180-heightz-to-paradise)
